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Wi-Fi: Connected to “DefinitelyRealNetwork”
System Version: WebOS 0.0.1
Storage: Infinite (probably)
Unknown: “You won a fake prize.”
Today: Weather exists
Temperature: Probably fine
Answer: Yes. Definitely.
Confidence: 99.999%